Johan Dundee, king of the Outback

 This is my backyard folks and this area should be handled with respect, leave it to the professionals!

 I try to stay a head of the group to keep them safe from all the dangerous wildlife!

 What do we got here folks?! Looks like some kind of burnt tree. This could indicate that here has been a fire recently. Step back!! It's still flaming hot and dangerous for city folks like you .

 These wild kangaroos are not harmless and my posture indicates I made a poo-poo out of fear when I had to get close to them to pose for this picture.

My conclusion after this excursion: Wild animals prefer Pringles rather than Estrella

 That's not a knife Sandra...

This is a knife!!! (Or actually a Tai Chi sword sharper than a Gilette engangs-hyvel)